What the Hell 

exterminator-delta:

desertdahlia:


 

We’re not going anywhere.  We’ve been here for years now and we’ve established ourselves.  We’re not some dinky little shack or claimed ruins, we’ve dug in and made a home and made it viable.  

We already had to deal with two major explosions nearby thanks to you, Delta, don’t think I forgot about that.  We’re not in the market to deal with even more or any other kind of bullshit.  Keep that shit on the other side of the mountain.  

Oh no, you know what you’re doing out there, I have no doubt that you’re safe no matter what. Sorry about the explosions, truly, but a job is a job. But it’s looking like I won’t be having that job anymore, so you won’t have to deal with me under those circumstances. 

It was more a warning for the less settled, nomadic people scampering about in that direction.
I would never threaten Elektrafone.  

Well, as Momma Matron of Elektrafone, I thank you for that.  As for the less settled, nomadic people scampering about and claiming this is their zone — the crazy people at the base of the mountain want to remind you that you’re not alone and we like our lawn.  

(via delta00)

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posted 1 year ago (© desertdahlia)
  1. desertdahlia reblogged this from delta00 and added:
    Well, as Momma Matron of Elektrafone, I thank you for that. As for the less settled, nomadic people scampering about and...
  2. themousebombs reblogged this from delta00 and added:
    Hey, now, I’m right here.
  3. desertdahlia posted this

No, not Elizabeth Short. I'm -- oh, that part doesn't matter. I'm the Black Dahlia or just Dahlia will do. One of the founding four of Elektrafone and the happy matron of a ragtag bunch of displaced bedouins.

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